This is The Chopper at version 0.1-pre. The functionality is complete, in that it met the following specifications:

However, the design failed during curb stress analysis ( 1.9MB MPEG ).

Mark II has arrived, and its' pilot has become a ninja. And it was good.

	When not killing, a ninja becomes focused on the mythical one true chopper fork of deluxeness.
	Pirates are everywhere. Their drunken swagger and frilly clothing are no match for the killing mind and the cold bamboo of the ninja.
	The pirate enters a merciful eternal sleep. The only sounds are phat rubber on pavement and the drippings of blood from sword.